Yo, yo, yo, sup -

So I hear you're done with poseurs and want the actual Asgardian deal for this here fine neighbourhood: say no more. No, really. Just grunt it. He's bffs with Hogun - he's got this.

In case the Golden Retrieverish smile's failed to do my intro job for me: this is MCU!Thor, coming in post-The Avengers / pre-Thor II. I don't plan to canon update him for a couple of weeks, because I definitely don't want to spoil anyone, but if you're still concerned on that or any count, you can drop me a line here, and I'll avoid tagging your characters o/

After a hilarious amount of deliberation, he'll be... in House... wait for it - wait for it - waaaaaaait for it - Thor. Ayep. Didn't see that one coming from more than 5 miles away, did you?

If there were a standard end-phrase for very awkward intros, I think this is the point when I'd be going, COPY THAT AND OUT, so... copy... that... and...